Tammy the Converter
By Rinky Dink
No one under 18 should read this, go away; none of this is real anyway. The main character is a composite of a couple of radical feminists who are celebrities, I guess, in the radical feminist world. I’m sure radical feminists reading this will know who I’m talking about.
“I wish I wasn’t for gun control so I could shoot out this TV,” muttered Tammy to those surrounding her. “This is treason to the movement!”
Tammy finally stormed out of the lobby of the Women For Real Change office and into the private office she had as president.
Watching Anne Heche tell Barbara Walters she was “insane” during the time she went with Ellen DeGeneres was too much for Tammy to bear. Coming just a short while after Melissa Etheridge’s girlfriend broke up with her, telling her she decided she wasn’t really gay, meant the two most famous lesbian couples in the country were now kaput, and more galling to Tammy, they broke up because a partner had reverted back to liking MEN!
Tammy did not like men, although they liked her. With her long straight brown hair, trim figure and supple, long legs, she was a knockout and men hit on her constantly. Usually, she would politely say no but sometimes she would just grab the woman next to her and start kissing them, showing those men she played for the other team.
Tammy saw herself as a human rights activist for the enslaved women of the world. With artificial insemination, Continue reading